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Postby Zechariah » Wed Oct 31, 2007 1:41 pm

My boss e-mailed me this joke at work and I thought it was hilarious:

A man is stopped in heavy traffic in Los Angeles and thinks, "Wow, this traffic seems worse than usual. We're not even moving."

Noticing a police officer walking down the highway between the cars, the man rolls down his window and says, "Excuse me, officer what's the holdup?"

"It's O.J. Simpson," says the cop. "He's all depressed. He's lying down in the middle of the highway threatening to douse himself in gasoline, and light himself on fire, because he doesn't have $8.5 million dollars for the Goldman's. I'm walking around taking up a collection for him."

The man says, "A collection, huh? How much have you got so far?"

"So far? Ten gallons."
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