The Pub

Panda Bear walks into a bar, sits down and orders a salad.
When he's done, the waiter places the check down, and the panda bear shoots him and starts to walk out.
The bartender stops him and says "yo, you just shot that guy and you need to pay for your bill"
Panda Bear says "yo, I'm a panda bear" and turns to walk out.
The bartender comes out from behind the bar top stop the panda bear and says "I'm not kidding man, you just shot that guy, you need to pay your bill"
Panda Bear turns and points in his face "I SAID I'm a PANDA BEAR! Look it up" and walks out the door
The bartender grabs a dictionary and looks up Panda Bear. It says:
"pan·da (pān'də) n.
1. Black and white marsupial of asian decent, eats shoots and leaves. "

An A flat a B flat and a G flat walk into a bar. The bartender says "I'm sorry, we don't serve minors."

A warrior and a cleric walk into a group of mobs. The warrior turns to the cleric and asks, "Mana?" And the cleric replies, "Nothing. What's the mana with you?"

Gnome walks into a bar and says a drink for me, one for the bartender, and one for the house. After drinks served gnome says sorry I don't have any coin. Bartender picks him up, slaps him around a bit, and throws him out.

Late on a busy night, same gnome walks in and orders the same thing, bartender is so busy he doesn't think twice and gives one to the gnome, one to himself, and a round for the house. Gnome says I'm sorry I don't have any coin. Bartender then remembers him from last time, picks him up, takes him out back, and melays gnome unconscious.

Very next day gnome walks in and lays several platinum on the bar and say a drink for me and one for the house. Bartender says hey how about a drink for me? Gnome says sorry no you get violent when you drink.

lol