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Postby Debillus » Tue May 06, 2008 9:44 pm

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When I die I wanna go peacefully, in my sleep, like my grandfather. Not screaming in terror, like his passengers.
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Postby Gajen » Tue May 06, 2008 10:10 pm

Soviet MTV?

That stuff is really funny, the dancing guy in the dark suit made me pee alittle.
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Postby Debillus » Wed May 07, 2008 5:22 am

The language is Czech, but I do believe the subtitles are Polish. The text at the end says CsT 1978 which I assume is short for Czech State Television.

I found the lyrics to the "thing" too ... even with an english translation :

Jozin z bazin by Ivan Mladek

Czeski:
Jedu takhle tábořit Å¡kodou sto na Oravu.
Spěchám, proto riskuji, projíždím přes Moravu.
Řádí tam to straÅ¡idlo, vystupuje z bažin,
žere hlavně Pražáky, jmenuje se Jožin.

Ref. 1:
Jožin z bažin močálem se plíží,
Jožin z bažin k vesnici se blíží,
Jožin z bažin už si zuby brousí,
Jožin z bažin kouše, saje, rdousí.
Na Jožina z bažin, koho by to napadlo,
platí jen a pouze práškovací letadlo.
2.:
Projížděl jsem dědinou cestou na Vizovice.
Přivítal mě předseda, řek mi u slivovice:
"Živého či mrtvého Jožina kdo přivede,
tomu já dám za ženu dceru a půl JZD."
Ref. 1:
Jožin z bažin...itd.
3.:
Říkám: "Dej mi předsedo letadlo a prášek,
Jožina ti přivedu, nevidím v tom háček."
Předseda mi vyhověl, ráno jsem se vznesl,
na Jožina z letadla prášek pěkně klesl.
Ref. 2:
Jožin z bažin už je celý bílý,
Jožin z bažin z močálu ven pílí,
Jožin z bažin dostal se na kámen,
Jožin z bažin tady je s ním amen.
Jožina jsem dohnal, už ho držím, johohó,
dobré každé lóvé, prodám já ho do ZOO.

English:
1. I drive Skoda 100 to camp here on Orawa
So I hurry, take a risk - go through Morawa
The monster lives there, comes out of the bog
Eats mostly Prague citizen, its name is Jozin (Joseph)

Chorus: Jozin from the bog creeps through swamp
Jozin from the bog closes to the village
Jozin from the bog edges its teeth
Jozin from the bog bites, strangles
To defeat Jozin from the bog, who could imagine, only works a plane with manure (white powder)

2. I was driving through the village on road to Vizowice
The village mayor greeted me, said to me during drinking Sliwowica (DIY plum vodka)
'The one who will bring Jozin dead or alive
gets my daughter and a half of National Agrarian Farm

Chorus: Jozin...

3. I said: 'give me a plane and powder, mayor,
I'll bring you Jozin, I see no trouble about that',
Mayor helped me, in the morning I went up in the sky
The powder from the plane prettily fell on Jozin
Jozin from swamp is totaly white now
Jozin from swamp is running away from the mud
Jozin from swamp ended up on the rock
Jozin from swamp will meet his end here"

I got Jozin from swamp, now I hold him in my hand
A bit of money is always nice so I will sell him to a ZOO
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